leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
geothebio: colorfoul: so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house. she spotted one on our yard today. and that’s how she captured it THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN
tkbreezy: roosterintherarri: pizzaforpresident: The Black Eyed Peas as they were meant to be heard. ahaha OMG LOOOOOOL
Did you know that Conan Doyle's first choices for...
bakerstreetbabes: somewhatdorky: moraniarty: ormond sacker just I love you.
edsheewalkedd: this is me when you try taking a picture of me
andtheniwaskilled: yesterdayisadisgrace: OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
loki-assguard: Shipping wars are so stupid. I can ship whatever the fuck I want. You can ship whatever the fuck you want. The end.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
buttfrump: so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here wait… what’s this? … i-
deanhasthetardis: barackfuckingobama: ununpentium: felicity-avenal: sallyintheskywithdiamonds: mr-derp-herpin: morifarty: I am convinced this man is insane I am convinced this man is perfection. I am actually crying with laughter. barrowman in the bathtub with a dog everybody go home I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW ONE CAN BE SO GREAT.